Sit back with Lance and Andy as if you’re on the soft grass outside a pub at dusk. This lightweight tee carries the quiet humor of The Detectorists—two friends, patient and exacting, drawn together by afternoons of scanning fields and swapping stories. The illustration captures them sitting side by side, their characters' vital statistics written next to them. Wear it with a worn jacket for walks through hedgerows or at a small-screen marathon; it’s for people who value slow jokes, gentle nostalgia, and the kind of companionship that doesn’t need loud moments to be true. The shirt’s soft hand and clean crew neckline mean the art sits comfortably, ready for everyday wear or evenings when you want to carry a little of that calm, attentive world with you.

Product features
- 100% ring-spun cotton for a soft, lightweight feel (varies by color blend)
- Tubular knit construction—no side seams for a smooth fit and reduced waste
- Ribbed collar with shoulder tape to preserve shape and prevent stretching
- DTG main prints with optional DTF sleeve and inner label prints for crisp artwork
- Oeko-Tex certified and ethically sourced cotton; EU 2-year warranty and safety compliance

Care instructions
- Do not dryclean
- Do not bleach
- Tumble dry: low heat
- Iron, steam or dry: low heat
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), with similar colors 


EU representative: HONSON VENTURES LIMITED, gpsr@honsonventures.com, 3, Gnaftis House flat 102, Limassol, Mesa Geitonia, 4003, CY
Product information: Gildan 64000, 2 year warranty in EU and Northern Ireland as per Directive 1999/44/EC
Warnings, Hazard: For adults, Made in Bangladesh
Care instructions: Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), with similar colors , Do not bleach, Tumble dry: low heat, Iron, steam or dry: low heat, Do not dryclean